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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Linus the Wise?

Theultrasheeplord

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I thought not. It's not a story the console peasants would tell you. It's a PCMR legend. Darth Linus was a Dark Lord of Tech, so powerful and so wise he could use Bluetooth to influence the Transistors to create life... He had such a knowledge of tech that he could even keep the computers he cared about from Blue screening. The dark side of Tech is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his subscribers everything he knew, then his Subs Unsubed to him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others via tech tips, but not himself.
 
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Theultrasheeplord

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Mar 15, 2020
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Melbourne, Australia
Did you evew heaw the twagedy of dawth linus the wise?

i thought not. It's not a stowy the consowe peasants wouwd teww you. It's a pcmr wegend. Dawth linus was a dawk lowd of tech, so powewfuw and so wise he couwd use bwuetooth to infwuence the twansistows to cweate wife... He had such a knowwedge of tech that he couwd even keep the computews he cawed about fwom bwue scweening. The dawk side of tech is a pathway to many abiwities some considew to be unnatuwaw. He became so powewfuw... the onwy thing he was afwaid of was wosing his powew, which eventuawwy, of couwse, he did. Unfowtunatewy, he taught his subscwibews evewything he knew, then his subs unsubed to him in his sweep. It's iwonic he couwd save othews via tech tips, but not himsewf.
 
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